Doohickeys of the Highest Grade

From cigarette holders to satellite appendage release mechanisms to pens to the world's most technologically advanced business card

Occasionally I get bored enough to solve none but the most critical of Earth's problems. These products are real but this is not a serious revenue stream so most items are sold at cost or with a $5 markup. Thanks in advance for the cappucino money.

If you have an idea for a critical new technology this world is in dire need of please reach out and I will do my best to save us all yet again.